Survey: Whats the funniest customer complaint you have heard?

So, I work for an electric provider and this woman called to complain on another agent. She told me that " he was so rude he should be working as a used car sales man".... I started giggling which in turn made her laugh... she appologized for saying the used car thing. but said that he was rude. we both left the call with a smile...

Survey: Whats the funniest customer complaint you have heard?
Once when I was waiting tables, a woman complained because our guacamole dip was made with avocados instead of guacamole's!
Reply:When I was working at FedEx Kinko's, we had just finished remodeling the store, and this guy came in with his mom and went up to the front counter where I was. He started to complain about how stupid the new store layout was, and how all of his extra workspace was gone, even though it wasn't, and then he talked for like 20 minutes about how stupid it was. Like I could do anything about that. Then he asked to speak to my assistant manager about it, and she had to hear about how stupid the layout was too. Oh, and he was literally yelling about it. I don't understand why people complain about things they have no control over and they complain to people who can do nothing about it...it's pointless.





EDIT: Forgot about another one. A guy had a stack of papers in a fax machine and yelled at me because it was asking him for a fax number instead of giving him 20 copies of his stack, stapled. What a dumbfcuk.
Reply:i worked at a restaurant and one of our menu items was described as: dill albacore tuna salad sandwich or salad plate. first, the lady (with menu in hand) asked me if it had dill in it. then when i brought her her sandwich, she asked what the green stuff was in her tuna. then she wanted to speak to the manager (which was me) and the owner (who thought she was really stupid) because she said our menu was misleading. another time i was working the line and a pain-in-the-*** regular came in and ordered a kids' PB%26amp;J. I told the server to go and ask him if he'd prefer crunchy or creamy peanut butter. he told the server to tell me to MAKE IT HALF AND HALF. i had a full window of tickets and was slammed so i put the peanut butter (both kinds), jelly, bread, and a knife in a basket with a note that said "make your own damn sandwich, i'm too busy for this." i got a "stern" talking to by the owner, but it was sooo worth it!
Reply:I've worked for a few different companies,still my favorite job was at La Quinta Motor inn,in Fresno,CA.The greatest costumer complaint was when a man came up to me,and asked to go into one of the rooms,which he left something,anyways he left about 10 ounces of meth.
Reply:Not so much a complaint but a comment by a "Sunday only" subscriber when I worked in circulation at my hometown newspaper. I called to ask how his delivery service was and to see if he'd like the paper seven days per week rather than just Sunday only. "No, Sunday's paper is just big enough to line the birdcage for the week".


Twenty four years later and we still talk about it.
Reply:A woman came through the station where I work and asked for a ticket which I gave her she then asked for a complaint form. When I asked why she said I am going to report you for not smiling and I said right ok. I said before you put the complaint in let me tell you I have not smiled in 20 years so today is no different.
Reply:I worked in a furniture store and someone had complaained about the new sofee's they had just bought, sayin the sette was to big for the living room, and could we send an upholster around to cut abit off the back to make it fit better.





We just laugh at them.
Reply:i work at a grocery store, and we sell "doggy ice cream" and a customer bought some and brought it back and said it just didn't taste right, she didn't realize that it was for dogs! LOL
Reply:a guy sued McDonalds because his wife burned her chin with a hot pickle from her burger and he couldn't get a Blojob. He claimed he was deprived of his husbandly rights.
Reply:A patient once scolded me saying "the doctors told me I should be straining but I can't help myself with you bending over like you are. Send that old b*tch out there to finish the job."
Reply:"excuse me the zipper crushed something..."
Reply:Wasn't a complaint but some lady in MS asked what day it was up here (in Nebraska).





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Reply:When I worked at a Burger King





"EXCUSE ME, I asked for this egg sunny side up"
Reply:That the pita bread was dry! Duh! Dude, it is pita bread!