The wine list?

Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new


discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is


teaming up with E%26amp;J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an


affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to


throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a


market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She


continued, "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to


determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed


names in popularity are:


10. Chateau Traileur Parc


9. White Trashfindel


8.Big Red Gulp


7. World Championship Riesling


6. NASCARbernet


5. Chef Boyardeaux


4. Peanut Noir


3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!


2. Grape Expectations


And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...


1. Nasti Spumante





According to Micken, "The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that


it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

The wine list?
very good I will pass that one on to Tesco to see what they come up with.
Reply:LOL hilarious
Reply:At last!!! wine in America that costs the same as in France!





11. Boxing Champagneship (in a box).
Reply:Being a Brit, I take it Wal-Mart is a cheep dive of a place.
Reply:ha ha ha


do you think all these up?


I love the can't believe it's not vinegar and the nasti spumante, absolutely wicked!!


starred*
Reply:heheheheheh! i must admit, that made me smile!
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:I don,t wait this long in the fecken check-out Queue pal.
Reply:getting better
Reply:funny-ish
Reply:I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! Pmsl!!!!!!
Reply:Pmsl I think they should name it Nasti Spumante....thx for the laugh Jim keep em coming my friend


starred!
Reply:hahahaha!!!


excellent lol


thanks for the laugh.
Reply:What about Redneck Chablis. Here's your sign.
Reply:Great joke thanks
Reply:Jeeze, funny.





thanx
Reply:Well I'll just stick to beer!! lol ♥